Top Five Reasons Why WI > MN

1. You may have over a thousand lakes, but a) Lake Michigan carries a bigger stick, and b) Minnesota sucks.

2. You come to our turf...claim that you're better at hockey (which may or may not be true)...sit down at Denny's...and order a "pop"? Since when did we start replacing nouns with onomatopoeias?

3. It's a bubbler. If you think the small device attached to the wall usually near or around a bathroom or common area is a water fountain, you are either a) blind or b) confused...

...below is a visual demonstration that I hope is helpful.

Water Fountain:
Bubbler:

4. The U of M a) has ugly school colors, b) loses in nearly every sport to UW, and c) even Minnesotans choose UW over U of M.

5. Evidence:

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-StallB






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