We're definitely not in Milwaukee anymore...

Less than a mile away from one of Milwaukee's sewage treatment plant lies one of the hottest summertime spots in the Mil, interesting coincidence. Despite the brown waters of Lake Michigan, beautiful babes flock to Bradford beach. I honestly think everyone that goes there somehow tricks themselves into thinking they're at Panama City Beach. Just like PCB, the shoreline is filled with A) sand, B) babes, and unfortunately C) tools. No, I'm not talking about what you'd find in your garage, I'm talking about flat brim hats, large sunglasses, and tattoos that you get when you're 18 that you will inevitably regret.

Now that I've got the hate out of my veins, let's talk about the positives. With (C) out of the equation, this hot spot holds some serious awesomeness. The water may be cold, but Bones and I proved that it can definitely be done. This place gives you an excuse to take off your shirt and even out those tan lines without looking like the fools who try to bask in the sun at neighborhood parks. Not only do the ladies flock to this beach, but you have a pretty good shot to impress 'em out on one of the 50 volleyball courts.

And whoever called us out for playing on a girls net, A) your a tool, B) we didn't know, and C) refer back to point (A). But who's counting.



Ya, I'll probably be steezin' hard at Bradford all summa long...get at me.


-StallB



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