1. Helen C. White is a complicated lady and my longing for a relationship has forced me to spend countless hours with her in the past week. Not only have I brought food to her, but I even tried dressing up one day to impress the lovely Miss White. Hopefully my persistence will pay off. This infatuation has inevitably lead to reason #2...
2. My sleep average has lowered to 3hrs/night...and...
3. On the interesting scale, exams have made my life negatively interesting lately. Don't worry, my summer shenanagans will bring much anticipated tales and epic adventures. This will undoubtedly be due to the fact that my mustachio and flow will once again be re-united with a blue collar work uniform at Beer Capital. And yes, I do have my commercial drivers license and will be creepily winking at every attractive lady through out the streets of Milwaukee all summer long.
Every time someone tells me to shave the stache, it only makes me want to keep it that much more,
-Stallstachio
p.s. I did take a selfy for this post. I am not proud of it, however, I believe it reinstates the uninterestingness of my life right now.
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