Friday, April 30, 2010

Dave Z's Mifflin Report: Amateurs Need Not Apply


Coming to you live from the #1 Catholic Party School, it’s your friend and Mifflin enthusiast, Dave Zoltan. As seemingly one of the only students from my high school not to attend the fine university that is the University of Wisconsin, I have been able to reap all the party benefits of the school without the 25 minute walks to class. One of the weekends which I have been privileged enough to experience three (after this weekend four) times, is the Mifflin Street Block Party. For those of you out-of-towners or lame freshman, Mifflin is a day where getting wild during the sunlight hours is not only expected of you, it is the right thing to do. The week leading up to Mifflin weekend may be the longest and hardest some of you students study all year. Yet even with all the work you may or may not have finished, once Saturday comes, its time to take off your skirt... ...and catch some rays in honor of Saint Mifflin, college enthusiast and lover of good times. That may or may not be true, but I can honestly say I have great memories of each passing Mifflin. After my first Mifflin, which coincidentally landed on Cinco de Mayo, I thought times could not get any better. Year after year, good times turned to great times, and I can only imagine what on earth could possibly happen in year number four. Get ready folks. Drink up, be merry because the most American Day of the year is upon us.



Like I said, amateurs need not apply,

-Zoltamania

It's piccolo TOM, get it straight people...

Tom is probably the nicest man I have ever met.

Sat down one day, requested a tune, and got to know the guy. After a short introduction, we went straight into a jam session with him rocking his piccolo, and me attempting to follow on the mini piano he had sitting next to him.

After my inability to keep up with his sick flow, the steezy jam sesh came to an end and I asked if he would be willing to be interviewed for the blog. This is what i got...

Me: So where are you from originally?

Tom: I grew up in sterling Illinois, to the extent that I grew up.

Me: When did you first come to Madison?

Tom: I first set foot in Madison in the summer of 1990.

Me: For what reason did you come here?

Tom: Well at the time I was a full time undergrad, and I came here for the summer.

Me: Oh ya? Nice. So tell me about that world naked bike ride that you are trying to start up this summer? (obviously from our initial conversation and introduction earlier)

Tom: It has occurred in many cities around the world starting in the year 2004. More cities participate each year and this year we are adding Madison to that list.

Me: Nice, What’s the date of that?

Tom: That would be Saturday, June 19th.

Me: Have you had a pretty good response to that so far?

Tom: Ya, I have a yahoo group set up and also have a facebook group set up as well. There’s a lot of people signed up.

Me: How would you find that if you were the average facebook or yahoo user?

Tom: Search world naked bike ride in Madison Wisconsin…

Me: Sounds good, well back to the piccolo. Where did you learn to play that?

Tom: Well I took music lessons from the time I was about 10 years old. I started on clarinet, and after a few years took up sax, then flute, and eventually piccolo.

Me: Nice, well you obviously have quite a large repertoire, what’s your favorite genre to play?

Tom: Jazz.

Me: Have you ever seen Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy?

Tom: No.

Me: Oh, he plays the jazz flute in that, it's pretty funny.

Tom: Ok.

Me: You should watch it sometime.

Tom: That’s Will Ferrell right?

Me: Umm yes, that’s Will Ferrell, correct. Well, beside the world naked bike ride, what are your summer plans, now that it’s starting to get nice out?

Tom: Well, Kurt (his buddy that was sitting next to him) and I are both members of the unplanned activities commission.

Me: Ya? Is that a legitimate commission or are you two the only members?

Kurt: Oh, there’s a lot of members.

Me: Could I maybe become a member in the near future?

Kurt: Of course, you just need to show up to one of the events.

Me: So there’s no strict application process, I just need to be there?

Tom: Well you can’t plan anything, that’s the premise of the committee.

Me: Fair enough, I like that idea.

My recording for some reason stopped here. I continued conversation by asking about his orange hair. He explained that he had died it that morning. I followed up with asking if that was unplanned and his response was no, it was a planned one. The conversation picks up half way through him telling me that he has performed in churches before, where I eventually ask…

Me: Are you a religious man?

Tom: No.

Me: So you would only perform in church, you wouldn’t regularly attend?

Tom: No I would not.

Me: Well I look forward to seeing you this summer on June 19th. That will be a good time. What’s the planned route?

Tom: Its not quite firmed up yet, but it will include places in the downtown area where there will be people out and about. Farmer’s market for sure.

Me: What are your plans if the police do break it up?

Tom: Uh go to jail, I guess. I don’t know. Uh, actually we have conferred with the police a few times. They have been reasonably supportive.

Me: Really, surprising. Umm (I then search for a new topic) Well what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

Tom: (Tom laughs) boy I don’t know.

Me: Well what’s a crazy thing you’ve done, off the top of your head?

Tom: Well I rode in the world naked bike ride in Chicago. I also did live in the back of a U-Haul truck once (Tom laughs).

The conversation sadly comes to an end, and I realize I have class in five minutes…

Me: Well, thank you for your time. I really enjoyed it. Hopefully we can connect on facebook and you can check out my blog.

Tom: Ya, that would be nice.

Me: It was great meeting you Tom. I will see you around.

Tom: Nice meeting you too…

I went into this interview not expecting much, and learned a ton. The conversation may have seemed all over the place, however, there was much more to it than a wild convo. I quickly realized that behind the orange jumpsuit, and freshly died hair, Tom was a normal guy with a normal story. He came to Madison with the same intent as the rest of us undergrads, seeking an education. I would argue that he eventually found much more than that. He's a musically gifted man who enjoys a simple life, full of unplanned activities as well as an occasional naked bike ride. He sits in library mall with a piccolo, an orange jumpsuit, and a care free attitude. Tom may not know what the next day will bring, but he simply doesn't care.

I guess that's all life should be, unplanned events, right? Life is too short to stress about where your gonna be in 5 years. I still don't know where happiness comes from, but it seems like Tom has found it.....


Unplanned activities commission, sign me up.

-StallB

Thursday, April 29, 2010

I'm still confused...

The Nicolet Ninja....they've had this comin' for awhile


 

"Better to be cheerin' than fearin' right?"

This comes courtesy of my guy Andrew Siegel...

From Bill Simmons' article: Dwayne, Lebron, and other humans

check the full list at http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100429


5. Brandon Jennings
All Jennings did in this Atlanta series was announce to everyone, "I get better when it matters." There aren't 20 guys in the league wired like that. Who knew? And on that note, the entire Knicks fan base will throw Molotov cocktails at one another.



10. Bucks fans
FEAR THE DEER! FEAR THEM! YOU MUST FEAR THE DEER! COWER, DUCK YOUR HEAD AND PEE IN YOUR PANTS! FEAR THE DEER!!!!!!!!!!

(Follow-up note: I am expecting one of the great basketball crowds of the past 15 years in Milwaukee on Friday night. Just know that if it wasn't my daughter's birthday this weekend, I would have walked from Los Angeles to be at that game. OK, not really. But I would have done just about anything. Maybe for Round 2. Hold your heads high, people of Milwaukee. You proved this season that small market basketball can work with the right group of fans.)


199. Everyone on the Atlanta Hawks (tie)
Hang your heads in shame. You had home-court advantage, as well as six of the best eight players in the series (including the best three), and yet, you turned off your fans completely and totally and now need to win on the road to survive? You know it was a three-game bender when people from Seattle start sending me "You think we can get the Hawks?" e-mails.



Madison by way of the Ill Mil,

-StallB

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Tyreke Who?

Here's 6 reasons why Brandon Jennings shoulda copped that rookie of the year award...

1. This kid has rocked more hairstyles in one season than any other player has in their entire career...and pulls retro steez from a time well before he was even born

2. Kid has zero muscle, negative percent body fat, looks like he could be in middle school....and STILL shwacks like its his job........good thing it is.

3. Not only was dude pumped just to get back to 500 early in the season, but he got fined $7500 for tweeting about it less than 45 minutes after the game...

“Back to 500. Yess!!! “500″ means where doing good. Way to Play Hard Guys.”

“I’m bout to delete my twitter. Twitter cost me 7500. Looks like no Gucci and Louie for Xmas.”

4. The kids straight outta Compton.






5 and 6 are the following videos...nuff said.



Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I do, I do, I do-ooo

so this is where my love for orange soda stems from...

Fresh Defs

Here's for all of you Sconnies who have no idea whats good......


FLOW
..........Wisconsin's own Sol Mendez

1. The style and essence of a True Lax(lacrosse) Bro. Is usually referred to as long, wavy or curly hair, which can give someone flow, however, flow can also be attained by the equipment and uniform of a player (calf socks, knee length shorts). More importantly flow comes from the style of a player's game; if a player always makes sloppy plays or is a ball hog they are lacking flow, but if a player can make plays and pick corners he has flow.
"Chad has sick flow"

2. Flow is also a universal word that can be used to describe a person's overall being.
"That dude has mad flow"


STEEZ

The word "steez" has many definitions or uses.

Sure it can mean "style with ease", but that's wack. I mean come on, style with ease, a word such as steez possesses so much more possibilities than those three words limit it to.

1. Steez is ones overall state of being. Whether it be the way some one dresses or acts, they can have the aura that is STEEZ.

2. The way some one carries their self is also a branch of Steez. Only this time we break it down and add a "Y" to the word. Steezy. Steezy can describe the way something looks, the way you may feel, or the way you think some one else looks.

3. Like I said, steez is a wide open word that can be used to an endless amount of possibilities and combonations. Adding steez as a prefix or a suffix often makes you less steezy, but can enhance your state of STEEZcreativity. Think about it.
a. "Bro, that kid has mad steez"

b. "Aw shiz that car is damn steezy. I'd feel like a steezmonkey riding in that for sure"

c. STEEZmonkey (good thing) STEEZbomb (good thing) STEEZfaced (being intoxicated)



Keepin' the midwest fresh to def,

-Stall Steezy

Monday, April 26, 2010

Coming Soon...

1. College Library: an overview of the least productive library on the UW campus












2. A mystery interview with one of the many wonders of Madison, a State Street regular.










3. Why Lloyd Christmas is the man.
















4. Skinny arm pose of the week.....watch out ladies (and hopefully not guys). And don't go de-tagging yourself cuz I WILL FIND YOU

Courtesy of my boy Alex French...

The Skinny Arm

45 degrees in the arm makes you look that much skinnier, who woulda thunk it. The skinny arm pose is the newest rage to emerge onto every girls profile pic. Doesn't it look a little ridiculous when every single time a camera is pulled out, girls instantly think whether or not this picture could be the next best one on their facebook page. If for some reason this fool proof system doesn't work, you can thank the facebook gods for giving you the ability to de-tag yourself.

Next time you're on facebook, try scrolling through girls pictures. Guarantee the skinny arm pose makes at least 75% of them, especially if they happen to be the one standing on the end with no one to lean that lonely arm upon.





I had the resources of thousands of pictures on facebook, but I thought that would be a little harsh.

Thanks for informing me that this ridiculous pose actually had a name Sarah. Don't worry, I already looked through your pics and I'm proud.









If hatin' were an occupation, I'd have a full time job,

-StallB

Floozy McDoozy

Woke up and ate a bowl of mac and steez this morning. Coulnd't have started my day any better.


Brent "Beagle" Riddersen is a fool but I forgive him for that.

-StallB

Sunday, April 25, 2010

BOOM

Maarja Anderson is probably the coolest girl I've ever met.


And ya, she's country.....

-StallB

Badger Lax Proving they Belong in the MCLA

For their first semester in the MCLA, the University of Wisconsin Men's Club Lacrosse team has shown they deserve to be there. Currently third in their conference, the Badgers have come out strong with an overall record of 8-3.

Their only losses have come from Western Michigan (12-10), Lindenwood (22-4), and a close one to Illinois (8-7).

My boy Nate Uzlik is dominating with 58 points and an average of 5.3 points per game, as well as 3.4 goals per game. Not only is this guy the definition of steez, but he's probably the most modest guy I know. Rips twine harder than anyone I've ever seen.


Recently Badger lax has walked all over University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point (20-4), destroyed Marquette University (17-3), and dominated Indiana University (10-6). I'm pretty sure they are headed to the conference tourney soon.

Keep showin' that Wisco can chill, lax, and party harder than any other team in the MCLA. Especially Josh Packer, that kid is crazy and has more flow than the entire MCLA combined.



Chillin' Flowin' Laxin',

-Stall Steezy

Shwing

Haha....check this out. Start it at 1.30 to get to the good stuff...


Saturday, April 24, 2010

Shmippity Shmoppity

Lookin for a summer subletter for my humble abode in Madison this summer.

A nice little 2 bedroom with a sweet aztec vibe goin for it, or as Sarah Frankfurt would say "if I was a queen, this would be my castle". Let me know if you are interested. The bedroom up for rent is a VERY large double....big enough for 2 queen size beds, 2 desks, AND a futon or couch. ITS REAL NICE. Also has its own half bath and a walk in closet with enough space for 2 dressers and plenty of steezy button downs to impress the ladies (or whatever girls would hang up).

Looking for two people. $750 ($375/person)...OBO. It's a great deal, we currently pay $500/person.

The location is prime for this awesome summer weather. 625 N. Henry Apt. A. Right on the lake with brand new steps leading to the serene waters of lake Mendota.

Get at me,

-StallB

Broots McGoots

Woke up at 1:30......balled at the serf for a few hours....played some cod....rough life. Mom, you'll probably see this, don't worry...stayin in tonight so I can DOMINATE the library tomorrow.

Chillin with David McGoots right now. How to Make it in America is the next big show...check it out on HBO.



Cillin' Flowin' Laxin'

-StallB