Mad Skill

This one doesn't even need an explanation....

Incredible cover.





Can't wait for this kid to come out with his own jams,


-Stall Steezy






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Nick Cage Rage

I'm sure many of you have seen this, but I thought it was worthy of the blog..

There is simply no better way to start off a great evening of shenanagans. I guarantee you'll be LOLing the entire time.





I think we should use this clip to teach children their ABCs,


-Foofmaster Flex




You can thank P Hardt for that one...


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Oops

Might as well start off this 2nd coming of the blog with some hilarious videos to get things rollin'.....

...Thank Big Guy for this one.









Enjoy,

-FoofmasterFlex

Maximum Foofage

As I sit here looking at this blog, I find myself thinking "wow, I was actually somewhat entertaining, I don't know if I can even start blogging again..."





Well, you know what they say. When in Rome...

So I was paroozing the scene down on North Ave the other night and a nice young man, who calls himself Tristan, approached me and started asking why I stopped writing. You know what I told him...I told him "you know what, I think I'll have to start that up again. You will be mentioned as the person behind all of this shenanagins."

So there you go. Another year of ridiculousness (I think I used that word before Rob Dyrdek made a show about it, but whatever) in Madison is about to ensue and there will be plenty of stories to tell. I might even have to dig a little deeper and recall the foofage that went on up north this summer. We'll save that for another post.

If this doesn't pick up, don't worry....cuz I'll be droppin twitter bombs like its 1945..



-Stall Steezy

Hmmm...Interesting Discovery

Awesome Shmawesome Possoms

As I sit here refreshing my "My UW" over and over waiting for the little blue box to turn into a green circle, my frustration with this University escalates from a calm blue to an interesting hue of red...if you catch my drift.

Something's wrong with this system. Every professor thinks its the other professors problem for not cooperating with when class is scheduled. Don't get me wrong, this school is great, but it might be biting off more than it can chew...too many classes leads to impossible class scheduling leads to "let's just let the young adults figure it out and we'll conveniently be there JUST in case they can't, and even then we may or may not be able to help."

I guess I'll just keep showing up to your class regardless of whether or not I should be there, maybe one of these times you'll put me on the list...






-StallB






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There are no words to describe this. Hence the lame title.

Mystery Guest Blog

Question of the Week: who is the mystery blogger posing as the chillin' sconnie?
Always Sunny is by far the funniest show on television.

Top 3 and 3/4 reasons why Charlie Kelly is the biggest baller on the face of the planet:
1) He doesn't waste his time reading any books- literacy is overrated
2) GREEN MAN
3) Creator of the original Kitton Mittons
3/4) his mom is hot...





First person to figliani me wins...if life had theme musik, this would be my jam...

Final Countdown sound bite

-Gale the Snale







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Back In Black

The true definition of "Chillin'"....

Back in Madison for the year...get ready for another 9 months of straight Chillin' Flowin' and Sconniein'...accompanied by true hustle.


-Stall B




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Epicness

Hit up the driving range on my way home from work today.

The guy workin in the pro shop completely wrote me off due to my long hair, questioned that I had enough money on my debit card to be able to pay for the demo I was borrowing (just in case it broke while I was swinging it super duper hard), then proceeded to be the nicest guy in the world after he realized I wasn't a little rascal lookin' for trouble...

I guess you can't blame him for that.

You were right Mom, appearance does matter, I guess?

No worries, I'll just have to either try hard to come across as a trustworthy person, or cut the locks of love....


I'll stick with the nice approach...for now,

-StallB

Chillin' Flowin' Laxin'

I know this internet sensation is a little old, however I don't believe in old news. In fact this is sort of like listening to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield; I hated it in the summer of 2006 when it was way overplayed, but I just recently made it my ringtone and can't get enough. Just needed a little time on the bench, ya dig?

This vid should explain a lot...




Ya I still rock a little lettuce in the back,

The chill zone sound bite  Superbad sound bites

-StallB


p.s. sorry for the vid quality, for some reason it didn't embed well. don't feel like figuring it out so....sorry for partying?



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You Got Nursed

Well, considering the fact that this has generated some serious feedback in the past, I have decided to revert to old ways and continue with my skinny arm endeavors.

Just in case all of you men out there were wondering...

a) I believe they're single
b) Goldfish is the key to one of their hearts
c) MOB...and no that's not a derogatory abbreviation


This has potential to ruin' my chances, but it was well worth it,

-StallSteezyArm


p.s. I was thinkin' about it...and I believe this would be a more suitable theme song for my life...

Indiana Jones Theme Song sound bite  Indiana Jones sound bites

...just an epic adventure...




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Musik Shmusik

Not sure if this is just a random thought or if it makes sense, but theres only one way to find out.

Do you ever listen to a song by an artist and initially judge it because it's a genre you wouldn't normally listen to with the windows down driving past Winkie's on silver spring (or whatever main road is in your neighborhood where people will probably hear/see you)?

Well I will say that I have, however, I recently discovered that no one really cares who's driving because a) chances are there is a glare in the window of your car from a pedestrians point of view, or b) someone on the street is actually nodding there head to that song and enjoys your public sharing of such music.

No need for shame...

My personal summertime favorite would have to either be "February Song" by Josh Groban...or California Gurls by the one and only Miss Katy Perry feat. Snoop D-o-double G.

Who cares what genre happens to be playing. I listen to whatever floats my boat at any given time of the day. I may be in a storm, or it may be super duper sunny...as long as my boats still floatin', that's all that matters.


WWCFD,

StallB

No Singing in the North Pole sound bite  Elf sound bites

p.s. I did purposely put quotes around Josh Groban's song to give it a more snooty appearance.




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The "Skinny Arm"; a National Epidemic

The first post I did on the skinny arm really opened my eyes to a lot of things.

I was very hesitant to comment on a fashion pose or trend (or whatever you want to call it). I mean, I know who Perez Hilton is, and have heard of US Weekly, but I never thought I'd stoop to that level and comment on other peoples lifestyle decisions...sorry ladies.

Kinda funny how every time someone talks to me about this blog, the skinny arm is the only post that is ever mentioned. I must have really touched some hearts with this one.

Well I guess there's no turning back, if you've got a good pic send it my way. Maybe we can make this a movement. MAYBE it will drive this thing out of style.

One day, 5 years from now, everyone will look back at photos and say "haha remember when everyone used to pose like that in college."

On that day I will laugh, maybe cry...or just blog about the momentous occasion.


If life had theme music, this would be mine,

Mario Overworld Theme sound bite  Mario sound bites

-StallB




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I'm Ron Burgundy?

Regarding the previous Minnesota hate...
Consider this a formal apology to all of the Minnesotans who couldn't bear to discover the truth.
Don't worry, your feelings can be spared, no one reads this blog anyway.

The following is completely irrelevant but might help raise your spirits.
(Mo Stalle...there is swear in this sound bite, please forgive)

It's not a man purse, it's a sachel sound bite  Bradley Cooper sound bites

-William MacPherson Stallé

p.s. Sorry for the lack of summer flow...the steezfactor of this blog will once again rise from the ashes...yet another school year in Madtown is on the horizon.



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Top Five Reasons Why WI > MN

1. You may have over a thousand lakes, but a) Lake Michigan carries a bigger stick, and b) Minnesota sucks.

2. You come to our turf...claim that you're better at hockey (which may or may not be true)...sit down at Denny's...and order a "pop"? Since when did we start replacing nouns with onomatopoeias?

3. It's a bubbler. If you think the small device attached to the wall usually near or around a bathroom or common area is a water fountain, you are either a) blind or b) confused...

...below is a visual demonstration that I hope is helpful.

Water Fountain:
Bubbler:

4. The U of M a) has ugly school colors, b) loses in nearly every sport to UW, and c) even Minnesotans choose UW over U of M.

5. Evidence:

God bless you sound bite  Barack Obama sound bites

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-StallB






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Shred...White...and...Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel sound bite

If you haven't had the privilege of viewing one of the greatest movies of all time, let me take the time to open your eyes to the most influential piece of Hollywood film making.

A 1987 film dedicated to the true hustlers who basically determine the wealth of our nation; the boys of Wall Street. "Wall Street" is an epic tale of how conniving and powerful some brokers can be. The word hustle is basically synonymous with Gordon Gekko. You'll understand when you witness one of Charlie Sheen's greatest, and no...I'm not talking about his appearance in "Major Legue."

I gotta give my east coast connect some love for introducing me to yet another steeztastic movie.

I can only one day aspire to slick my hair back like Gekko and straight up hustle the street of wall.


-StallB

p.s. Riley Hansen is ripped like Rambo...Chillin' Flowin' Laxin' like it ain't no thang. That's some true blood.




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The Land of the Free and the Home of...Perfection?

America. Just rolls off the tongue with some serious swagger.

I never thought I would say this, but I have grown to have some serious respekt for this game we Americans call soccer. 90 minutes of running up and down a field in dead sprints, no thank you. I'd probably be dry heaving after the first 15. This is more than a soccer game, this is a testament to why the U.S. deserves a lil' respect once in awhile. SOCCER is legit.

It may be tough to tell when an injury is real or not, but some of these guys deserve an Academy Award. This is some entertaining shenanagans.

Ya I'm proud to be an American, but also a little embarrassed that we have escalated nearly every aspect of our secluded perfect mini-universe in an effort to eliminate the word mistake from webster's dictionary. Maybe they needed to make a few cuts after converting the word "friend" from a noun to a verb...you be the judge.

Alright lets cut to the chase here. We may have been robbed two important goals in this years FIFA World Cup, however I feel we need to adopt the attitude that nearly every other country in the World Cup has...sh*t happens, and if you want it that bad, you will win. It is sort of sad that nearly every sport played in the U.S. has instant replay and can reverse nearly every mistaken call. I vote that we let the refs do their job. Hey, they're not perfect, no one is. So take the stick out of your behind and let loose from the demand for perfection. Mistakes are what make things interesting.

I had the luxury of watching the USA straight up dominate Algeria Wednesday morning. I'm not even sure Algeria (a) had the ball on our half for more than a total of 5 minutes, and (b) had even a shot on goal the whole game. During the game there seemed to be a common theme. First, the US team loves to miss a wide open goal from within 10 feet. Second, the US team loves to hit the post, and then continue to miss the open net from within 10.

In the end, we scored in the 90th minute to win the group. If anything, the mistaken offside call only made the victory that much sweeter. Life isn't meant to be lived in reverse. It was a close call made by a single human being. Suck it up, quit complaining, and cheer for the red white and blue, cuz we ain't goin' no where.


If our world was perfect, I would have nothing to write about.

AMERICA.

-StallB


p.s. who made the decision to have the scoreboard count upwards?


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True Life; I'm addicted to skinny arms.

Don't know the two attractive ones, but Mr. Bidinger pulled a varsity move.


-Leonard Skinnyarm



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One man. One destiny. One word.....LEGEND

Lebron and Larry King. Lebron tells it like it is haha.

copy and paste,

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/06/02/lebron.james.lkl.transcript/index.html

Sorry for just the link, I tried to post the video but CNN has it blocked. Check it out tho, this guys my hero.


-StallB